Sometimes it can be so damned hard to describe the wonder that is you.
That’s why the Describalizer was created.
It exists to help people like you find new words to describe what you do to potential clients.
It’s a clever, automated way to give yesterday’s bullshit a fresh lick of paint – and make your washed-up ideas look like a freshly laundered tight-fitting suit that’s been through the spin cycle.
Just think: Matt Hancock had to eat camel penis for this big a PR makeover.